Benedict Cumberbatch (via teedotally)
Did you get that from a book?
…so many fires.
when you feel the first cramp
You’ve been stumbling round the fringes of this one for ages.
FUCK THIS i’m going to throw myself into the ocean
Hold on. I’m coming with you.
And then he gives me a smile that just seems so genuinely sweet with just the right touch of shyness that unexpected warmth rushes through me.
Tolkien died in 1973. Reverse it and you get 3791.Three rings for the elven kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men doomed to die, and one for the dark lord on his dark throne.
how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer
do you know what happens when i get near a computer
so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok.
i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg
actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”
I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins
looks like someone’s a HO
i’m done with all of you